I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there
when did I post this
People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???
that was the point???
like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???
It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?
You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote
This anatomy and these dance poses are freaking amazing.
I’m eternally jealous.
FUCK I AM IN LOVE WITH THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR BODY TYPES
I feel like I just walked in on something very private
there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless
I don’t know which face is more accurate
the worst part about eating fun sized candy is watching the wrappers pile up
an octopus is just a wet spider
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
There needs to be a button that unlikes all of the facebook pages I liked two years ago at once