cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this

(Source: sandandglass)

coogisweaters:

my type of girl

coogisweaters:

my type of girl

(Source: amenpenis)

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

(Source: gameofbooze)

domuscaligari:

nightmarekite:

edgebug:

strawberrieninja:

aranzeb:

JESUS CHRIST

This anatomy and these dance poses are freaking amazing.
I’m eternally jealous.

FUCK I AM IN LOVE WITH THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR BODY TYPES

I feel like I just walked in on something very private

(Source: fuckyesdeadpool)

florida-country-girl:

nathanthompson23:

jooliboo:

there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

image

I don’t know which face is more accurate

(Source: itamochi)

snorlaxatives:

the worst part about eating fun sized candy is watching the wrappers pile up

nowimthevillain:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(Source: dutchster)

instagrampa:

There needs to be a button that unlikes all of the facebook pages I liked two years ago at once

chenginerd:

to all my main monkeys out there

chenginerd:

to all my main monkeys out there

(Source: dire-dire-docks)